I Think The Greatest 30 Second Fight Of All Time Just Happened

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Listen, my dude in the black trunks was done dirty here by the promoters. They put him in a fucking cage with a zombie. A real life zombie. I’ve seen people on Twitter here and people on Twitter there saying the final shot in this fight was unnecessary, but I couldn’t disagree any more. That was the insurance shot. Everybody knows after you kill a zombie, you put a bullet in it’s head for insurance. After that fucking horror-movie performance from your opponent, you have to make sure he’s literally dead before you let the referee pull you off.

In all seriousness, that’s one of the most entertaining thirty-seconds I’ve ever seen in a cage. Pure electricity from the start with little Cro Cop shorts throwing haymakers and running through fistfuls upon fistfuls of punches and his opponent having to eventually grab him by the head and slam him against the fence before almost getting viciously knocked out and then viciously knocking him out. I mean the fight probably took place in less time than it took for you to read that previous sentence. Just watch it and enjoy the rest of your Friday night.